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  1. u tellin me my son dried these tomatoes
  2. amazon at checkout: do u wanna donate to charity me: BITCH DO YOU???
  3. The Rock announced that he, his wife, and their 2 daughters have recovered from Covid. They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what he was cooking.
  4. If white characters were written the way white authors describe POC in novels: Karen wrapped her mayonnaise-colored hands around the ceramic mug and lifted it to her nonexistent lips. Her Tide Pod-hued eyes narrowed when she realized she'd forgotten to ask for a manager.
  5. republicans be like: 16-years-old, she's a woman. 35-years-old, he's a boy. amazon dot com, that's a person!
  6. “i’ve had sex TWICE and i made her PROVE they were mine!”
  7. This guy on Queer Eye said he didn’t change his first diaper until his 3rd kid and I hope his wife is fucking every single one of his friends
  8. if you got a pet during the pandemic and are giving it up now that you're vaccinated dm me asap so we can arrange for me to fucking fight you
  9. white ppl do shit like this then lock their car door when I walk by @gnuman1979/1228921588210446336/video/1
  10. Yes, Aaron Sorkin. That is literally exactly what we are saying.
  11. 40 yo comedian: "sorry i tried to fuck teens" His fans: THE KING IS BACK
  12. Hi Amy the original constitution didn’t consider black people to be people @ABCPolitics/1316004692766470145
  13. They should change the sound an iPhone makes when you take a screenshot so it doesn’t sound like you’re a private investigator in the bushes on a tv show from 2004
  14. Why doesn’t Lady Antebellum just change their name to Bitch Plantation